Sam the Cat and Other Stories


Esquire
May, 2000

Gist: What's it like to be a young, white, middle class American male? This debut short story collection from a startling and important new voice in fiction has a few answers.

Upshot: Matthew Klam's men are the kinds of guys who went through college with a keg nozzle rammed down their throats, and who are, several years later, in pretty much the same place development-wise. Frat guys, basically, sex-and-status-obsessed creatures who burp and fart and get zits and have sex and get women pregnant, fellas who have miserable human thoughts and miserable human hungers. Klam writes in a plain-speech style about sex and love and money (don't let's confuse the three) with an energy and an immediacy that few other writers possess.

The narrators in these stories -- always beset by problems on the homefront (the girlfriends' dangerous charms lasciviously described) -- are often pitted against cheesy go-getter rival guys who say words like "terrific" and "fantastic." Klam has the timing of a stand-up comic. Witness this exchange from the title story. The narrator has called an acquaintance named John, a musician, ostensibly to gauge John's interest in writing a jingle for the narrator's client, a taco company.

"I can't remember what else I told him. But then I said, 'Can I ask you a question?'

'Shoot,' he said. 'What?'

'Hey, would you come over tonight and I could make you dinner?' I figured if I just said it. Because it was that or not say another word.

He said, 'This isn't about the tacos, is it?'

'I could make tacos.'

'Are you gay?'

'What?' I said. 'No.'

'Forget it,' he said, and hung up.

'Forget what?' I said, but I was too slow.'"

Klam is a master of the quotidian detail, and his world is a world that we recognize as our own. Like the stories of Salinger and Cheever, these will doubtlessly be remembered as a chronicle of their time, place and class. Few short story writers are funnier than Klam. Few are so horribly true.

Adrienne Miller

Adrienne Miller is Esquire's literary editor.